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Every year, anxiety precedes Halloween.  Don't get me wrong; Halloween is far and away my favorite holiday, but, most years, I spend the better part of October trying to narrow my list of possible costumes down to three or four, then trying to assemble them all from mismatched items I find at used clothing stores before the thirty-first sneaks up on me.  This year, I am even more stressed because, since I've finished college and thus am expected to function as an adult in polite society, I'll only get one night of dressing up, one jack-o-lantern, one helping of erroniously-labelled "fun-sized" candy bars, one costume!  The horror!