9:24

I could use a vacation right about now.  Yes, sir, as soon as I have a spare twenty grand laying around I'm taking my dream trip to Iceland, Thailand, Ireland and India.  The two times I've mentioned this idea recently, I've garnered responses of, "Oh!  Like Eat Pray Love!" and I have to choke back my gutteral response of screams.  No, not like Eat Pray Love.  Nothing like it.  In fact, out of spite toward that movie and its incessant and unrelenting advertising, I think I would go on this trip endeavoring to under-indulge, learn absolutely nothing about spirituality and return ten pounds lighter and celibate.  Julia Roberts has ruined the hypothetical vacation I can't afford to take.  Also, her mouth looks like she's been eating live wasps.