7:46

Looking for a job makes me realize how unrelated my skills are to one another.  In the past, I've taught fencing and historical swords classes, interned at a severe special needs preschool and done paralegal work.  If I wasn't so sickeningly in love with my boyfriend, I'd look into the necessary steps for becoming a mail-order bride.  I wonder whether I can find someone who'll pay me to eat pizza Lunchables, watch "Antiques Roadshow" for hours on end and sleep till noon because I already have the skills set for such a career.